Lenny Bruce opened all the doors, and people like Richard Pryor and I were able to walk through them. There's nothing wrong with high taxes on high income. If everybody knew the truth about everybody else's thoughts, there would be way more murders. It's a glorified legal form of criminal behavior. They'll sell you crappy things that you don't need, that don't work, that they won't stand behind.
I believe both of those acts are closely related to delusional behavior. I stopped voting when I stopped taking drugs.
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Because I had to stay out on the road and I couldn't pursue that movie career, which would have gone nowhere, and I became a really good comic and a really good writer. But I'll tell you what it did for me: It made me a way better comedian. I don't hate paying taxes, and I'm not angry at anyone, because I was complicit in it. I did it honorably, and I don't begrudge them. I wish that we could measure how much the potential of the mind to expand has been stunted by television.īecause of my abuse of drugs, I neglected my business affairs and had large arrears with the IRS, and that took me eighteen to twenty years to dig out of. I would die for the safety of the people I love. There's no mystery why they start that with kids, because if you can get someone to believe that, you can add on anything you want. The first thing they teach kids is that there's a God - an invisible man in the sky who is watching what they do and who is displeased with some of it. The judge asked me how I felt about it, and I said, "I understand the law, and I want you to know I'll pay the fine, but I cannot guarantee I will not break this law again." He really chewed me out for that.Ĭensorship that comes from the outside assumes about people an inability to make reasoned choices. I was arrested for possession and cultivation of marijuana in the early '70s, and it was thrown out. It's amazing to me that literacy isn't considered a right. If it's morally wrong to kill anyone, then it's morally wrong to kill anyone. Sex without love has its place, and it's pretty cool, but when you have it hand in hand with deep commitment and respect and caring, it's nine thousand times better. I don't like authority and regulation, and I do my best to disrespect it, but I do that for myself. I actually carried in my wallet things like "kraut cunt" and "burly loudmouth cocksucker" and "longhair fucking music prick," which was a thing Mikey Flynn yelled at a Juilliard student that he was kicking in the head. I used to collect the most colorful curses I heard and write them down. I'm sure Hitler was great with his family. She used to say, "I make a man's salary." That's heroism. My mother had great executive-secretarial jobs in the advertising business and raised two boys during the Second World War. Had I been subjected to that kind of treatment, all bets are off. For the first five years of my brother's life, my father beat him with a leather-heeled slipper. She took that as a sign to have the baby. I was fifty feet from the drainpipe, and she saw a painting on the wall that reminded her of her mother, who had recently died. And an Exclusive Collector’s Booklet with photos, quotes, and a big-picture look at George’s electrifying career.I was in my mother's belly as she sat in the waiting room of the abortionist's office.
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